jayygatsby:

I just don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to stay in bed all day long and watch lame romantic comedies and drink coffee and read books in your underwear. Whoever established all these “get a job, be successful” conventions really needs a serious beating. I didn’t sign the terms and conditions for this shit.

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Dave Talkin To Jade...
by dante basco

rufiozuko:

Dave Talkin To Jade…

(Sh*t was funny… just felt like reading it…)

3 hours ago · 2,397 notes · Source · i'M SCREAMING SDFLJHFKJASDHKJASDFHAKJK

crownkind:

goodknight2sday:

yummytomatoes:

princekarkat:

bloodswap time motherfuckers

to be sure none of you get confused, THESE ARE, IN ORDER:
Kanaya, Equius, Feferi, Vriska, Gamzee, Karkat, Eridan, Sollux, Aradia, Terezi, and Tavros

i found the pattern on ara’s dress here

KANAYAHSDKAJDSA OMGHERPANTS… NEP… REZI— KAR SCKREMAM

omg this is like my favorite blood swap

gamzee tho

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Pumped Up Kicks
by Foster the People

inkskratches:

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chaotiksakura:

source needed

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5 hours ago · 36 notes · Source

  • me: haha ok
  • autocorrect: HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAA BLOWJOB

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nepets:

best voice actor.

5 hours ago · 124 notes · Source · i can feel my ears bleeding

curvaceous-floor-clock:

can’t stOP WONT STOP. these were requested… if you plan on taking these seriously you should really look at what you’re doing with your life…
others {x} {x} {x}

GAMZEE

curvaceous-floor-clock:

can’t stOP WONT STOP. these were requested… if you plan on taking these seriously you should really look at what you’re doing with your life…

others {x} {x} {x}

GAMZEE

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